By Ray Wallin
How are those New Year’s resolutions coming along?
Of course, we’re all working hard to stick to our commitments – putting down the cookies, finding some sun in January, hitting the gym on a regular schedule.
My son, though, came up with a cool idea: Watch a movie every day of 2022. I told him to check on some of the great horse racing movies such as Secretariat and Seabiscuit. He quickly responded that he could tell me about some movies that had horse racing scenes in them but weren’t horse racing movies.
So, take a break from pursuing your dream of making your living by playing the races and get comfortable with some popcorn and a healthy drink. It is time to dim the lights and hit play.
Easy Money (1983)
This comedy was headlined by Rodney Dangerfield and Joe Pesci with the tagline of “No gambling! No booze! No smoking! No pizza! No nothin!’’’ Monty Capuletti, played by Dangerfield, is to receive an inheritance of $10 million if he curbs his vices for a year.
Not only is this scene packed with great one liners but filled with stereotypes of the people you find at the track. With seconds to post there is a $2 bettor having a deep conversation with the teller. I think we have all been behind this guy at some point in our lives.
“Let’s go while we’re young!”
Beverly Hills Cop II (1987)
Before Eddie Murphy became the clean-mouthed, kid’s movie star he was in a lot of great movies in the 80’s. His stand up was profane, but funny, and the roles he played in movies were in line with his stand-up routine. With his distinctive laugh and one-liners, Murphy made a lot of hits before becoming the Nutty Professor.
The heist is planned with precision as it occurs as the race is run with the mastermind of the “Alphabet Crimes,” played by Brigitte Nielsen, cleaning up loose ends as she wipes out the other henchmen.
A Bronx Tale (1993)
It is only fitting that one of the best mafia movies would also appear on this list. The best character in the scene set at Aqueduct was an actor who played himself. Forget the headliners, Robert De Niro and Chazz Palminteri, Eddie Montanaro was cast as Eddie Mush.
Eddie Montanaro was brought in after De Niro couldn’t find someone to cast for the part. Palminteri brought him down and he was cast immediately. Palminteri reflected that he “was worried, because Eddie really does bring bad luck, and sure enough, the first day he worked, it rained.”
Eddie Mush remains one of the most memorable characters in the film.
A View To A Kill (1985)
What all-time great movie list would be complete without an appearance by 007? Staring Roger Moore as James Bond, this installment of the Bond franchise would also star Christopher Walken, Tanya Roberts, and Grace Jones.
Bond is sent to recover a microchip off the body of a fellow agent which leads him to thwart the mad industrialist Max Zorin, played by Walken, from destroying Silicon Valley. In this scene Bond and company are attending the races at Ascot while Zorin’s horse wins.
As this scene closes, we see Moneypenny tearing up her losing ticket, only to find out that while Bond is not saving the world, he also is a heck of a horseplayer.
Charlies Angels – 2019
The new generation of Angels are in business in the third installment of the film series. While the track scene didn’t have any racing, it does feature the cliché of someone picking a horse by the saddle cloth color. I wouldn’t rush out to see this movie however, it did with the award for “Sequel or Remake That Shouldn’t Have Been Made” and Kristen Stewart was nominated for “Actress Most in Need of a New Agent.”
My Fair Lady (1964)
This musical is the only G-rated movie on this list. Starring the great Audrey Hepburn as Eliza Doolittle and Rex Harrison as Henry Higgins, the film was a huge success winning eight Academy Awards. Set in the 1910’s, snobby professor Higgins agrees to a wager that he can make Doolittle presentable in high society.
As a trial run, he takes her to Ascot Racecourse where she starts off fine until a lapse of vulgarity while cheering on a horse race. Which begs the question, who hasn’t had a lapse of vulgarity at the track?
While not a major part of most movies, it is always fun to see our favorite sport highlighted on the big screen. Whether it seems realistic or not is another story.